Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 21-12-2011
Tags: Battle Wagon, Bikers, Coffee, For Sale, Kia Sportage
Come with us and explore the seedy underbelly of Kia Sportage sales! Later the lads discuss Motorcycle rides in the rain, winter maintenance and why there are no goddam tiny creamers or plastic forks in the lunchrooms at work!
Read the Ad posted by Mike on a local classified site that made the sale of this beast possible!! ** My favorite part is that after the sale he didn’t take the ad down, but rather made fun of the people who missed out!**
2000 Kia Sportage Sedan – EMBRACE YOUR MANHOOD WITH BOTH FISTS
—OH CRAP, YOU MISSED OUT AND TOOK TOO LONG TO BUY THIS YOU GODDAM MORONS—
YOU , YES YOU, YOU MUST READ THIS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS LIFE CHANGING DEAL.
Having trouble in the bedroom?
Is your life devoid of meaning?
Do you need more handsomeness?
Look no further, because today is the day you can turn that all around.
With a heavy heart I am forced to part with my collectible, 2000 Kia Sportage.
This truck will:
Make you desirable to ladies
Make other, lesser men envious
Increase your bicep size by 2 inches
Brighten your own personal aura
Align your chakras
Destroy your enemies
Elongate your manhood
FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES
- **New** All Season Tires….Less than 2000km driven since installation.
- New brakes all around last month.
- New all-terrain tires in October
- New power steering pump
- New water pump and timing belt
- New Battery
- THREE Sweet Skull Decals
This was my daily Manwagon, but I just purchased a magical unicorn hotrod, and my mortal self just can’t handle this much awesomeness.
This incredible deal can be yours for a one-time payment of hundreds of dollars!
And now… on with the show!!