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This same question is asked in Bathroom Stalls across the country!  On the way to the Dropkick Murphys the lads talk about Small Engine Repair, a Night in an Ice Hotel and God Damn Taxes!

Voice of Fire – Barnett Newman

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How many people do you know?  OK now how many of those are pedophiles?  Probably 3! AMIRTE?

The lads discuss how they are incredibly aware that a man should NEVER be touching little girls!  You heard it here first folks!

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You’re welcome:

A) Canada – For the free coffees!
B) ESSO – For the idea that will win you the gas wars!

Also side note for everyone…that poo smell on your hand will linger for days if you don’t wash!

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After unlocking the Ultimate Stoner McDonalds meal Acheivement the lads discuss J’s Dad the Hoarder, Vehicular Accidents they’ve had, their Asshole Granfather and a Golf Course that causes cancer! Don’t go to Greensmere Golf and Country Club!

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BLT Parties, Gettin Your Hair Did, Celebrity Criminals, Douchebags and Gods!  What do the lads think about the Grammys and who has Princess Feet?

Mike: You are 32?
J: Ya
Mike: Alexander the Great conquered the known world by the time he was 32… and you are… well you… How does that feel?
J: Feels pretty pathetic… Thanks

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In this Mini-Kast the guys talk about a psychotic boyfriend of a cute high school acquaintance, Jason’s plans to save for a trip to Canada’s East Coast and J’s Old Buddy Porno Dan and the introduction of Strip Club Eats!

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Just imagine the Detectiviness these lads could drum up!!  From corporate shit disturbing or CSD as its called in the biz, to finding holes in your organization you dind’t want penetrated… (ladies), to finally running test scenarios to see if your wives can be seduced by other men… We do it all!  Call 1-800-CNU-KAST today… Umm don’t really call… That might actually be someones number!

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The lads hold nothing back in their 30th episode, getting a car wash and discussing a pudding transaction with a downtown Kitchener hooker!

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Jason and the Queen of England disagree on “Black History Month”, so it’s likely time for War, but not before J considers a paper route to help pay for a new, comfortable bed.  Mike loves his bed, it’s slimy and squishy due to all the baby birthing juices.  Mmmm… Hey Uncle Doug, this episode is for you!

A photo of Dad, Doug and Dagwood!

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Mike talks more about his racism in the work place, J feels very strongly that the 2 man luge is the gayest sport of all and finally Mike schools J about the manliness of booze vs. beers!

For your reading pleasure… The script Mike and I wrote and then subsequently tried to film  :)

~J

World’s Greatest Screenplay

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