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After the show ends the lads argue about which learned Matrix skill will get them more pussy at a party, playing the harmonica or the guitar! Shit Ya!  J takes his boy to FanExpo 2012 #gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align:...

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CanucKast 108: The PreVegas SuperShow! Featuring RocketHorse!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 15-05-2013

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Well shit!  Have I been derelict in my duties?  Well it’s been 3 weeks since we’ve posted a show!  Great great! Now we don’t have all 3 of you devoted listeners anymore!!

What can I say!  Shit’s been going down!  I’m trying to sell my house, we’re heading to Vegas tomorrow, people are committing criminal atrocities left and right, it’s an exciting time to be alive!

Tonight’s musical guest RocketHorse playing at the end of the show is from Toronto!  We will be doing what we can to see these guys!  Well maybe not Mike…he has a bed time!

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CanucKast 107: The corpse of Mike’s Zombie dog is animated by the desire to fuck with him!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 23-04-2013

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Today’s episode brought to you by The Unsocial Network on the Pod Gods Network

The lads pod on 420 and discuss recent world events, they go see Oblivion and laugh and spoil as they delight in their hope for new alien overlords.  When dealing with Internet providers always ask for Proof of Life when confronted by Drillbit Hostage takers!

 

Oh Shit! CanucKast is now deaf friendly!! Please enjoy 4 of our shows transcripts below!! We’re sorry though, because you would need to be able to listen to the show to hear the amazing story of how these came to exist!!

CanucKast 1: Steve Jobs lives on in a spider mounted vagina!
CanucKast 3: AM/FM Radio Jealousy!
CanucKast 19: The Hockey Glove Poo Felony
CanucKast 31: A few hundred pounds worth of Private Dicks for Hire!  Enquire Within!

MagicJay

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CanucKast 106: Villains in Vegas and the Science of Persuasion!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 16-04-2013

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Step 1: To be classy do up the top button of your goddam shirt!  This show has chicken, x-ray specs and car chases, who could ask for more!?  (Don’t answer that!)

You know what? Even though it didn’t hit its KickStartering Needs we still beleive in J and his E.L.E Project!!  So this episode is brought to you by 7DaysAGeek’s comic project!

For the first part of the show the lads add a section from the way back machine when ALPD was still labelled as Punch Drunk Love and the Lads consider being the villains of the Pod Gods Network, because in real life cheaters always prosper!

Our Pool in Vegas!

Our pool in Vegas!

For the 2nd part of the show the Lads drive around at night, get in a car chase and talk about the stuff they bought out of the backs of comic books as kids!

X-Ray Specs

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CanucKast 105: Buddy Hitler was a charismatic dude with a message of hope!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 09-04-2013

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Hitler tattoos, quitting stuff could be amazing, learning how to be a super coder!

Today’s episode brought to you by MovieCOMM an alternative Movie Commentary podcast on the Pod Gods Network.

Buddy Hitler

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CanucKast 104: Biffard Bonk commemorates the death of Stompin’ Tom with a giant wax penis sculpture!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 02-04-2013

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Biffard Bonk also commemorates Easter and next Thursday with giant wax penis sculptures so… “Oh and Hey!”, mark your calendars, J can see himself whacking a guy!

This episode brought to you by the fine fine folks at Jellyfielders Podcast on the Pod Gods Network and Fresh Pork Butt on for 2.99 a lb.

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CanucKast 103: A dollar gets you a footrub as J Kickstarts his new home purchase!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 02-04-2013

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Apartment Hunting, Angry Driving, Keyport on KickStarter and wrapping up an episode on a schedule!! That’s teamwork!

This weeks episode brought to you by Following The Nerd on the Pod Gods Network!  Check them out!

Keyport

 

Click the picture to check out “Keyport” the company gave $20 moderately hard earned dollars to support on KickStarter

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CanucKast 102: “Google Glass” Finally an innovation that will allow J to instantly recount all the cute butts he has ever seen!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 25-03-2013

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In this episode the lads talk about shit you shouldn’t get into…and shit you get into that ends abruptly, making you sad… and other shit .

Steampunk: This genre is only good for one thing.

 

Deadwood Pancakes

Ben Stiller is: Tom Crooze

 

You want to check out the Google Glass glasses that Mike and J were talking about… Clicky the link below!!
GOOGLE GLASS!! HOW IT FEELS!

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CanucKast 101: Mike will spend $20 a month to ruin peoples day! The video game edition!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 18-03-2013

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The guys get on to talking about the video games they’re playing these days and a few other favs and Mike starts watching The West Wing!

This podcast brought to you by the fine fine folks @ Zombie Life Podcast!

The big BF 2142 Survival Finale! (Watch the end where the dudes blow up the ship, run and jump out…Also I forgot how cool the soundtrack was)

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CanucKast 100: Celebrate Good Times Come On!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 12-03-2013

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We made it to our Centennial episode and we couldn’t have done it without you!  Well… I guess that’s not completely true… we always do it without you… I guess what I’m trying to say is… um… enjoy as always!

Today’s episode brought to you by our buddies and partner Gods, Rambo and Josh from A Little Punch Drunk podcast on the PodGodsNetwork!

*Special Notes About the Show*

The Lads had a great fucking time with this show!  On the way to help Bad Radical Films with their film project, they talk dick insertions and about their musical guest for the C.U.I.M.M segment!

Thanks to Thrift Store Love (below) for joining us for our 100th show!  This band from Manitoba just completed the full instrumental soundtrack for the feature film “Swimming the Dream” and you can listen to it in it’s entirety!
ThriftStoreLove             BR

Thanks to Gord Cummings for sending us our first ever fan mail!  Fuck Ya!  First CanucKast Book Club (CBC) entry with his novel “Boundary Road” (above)!  Stay Tuned for more on this!

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Please check out the project that Mike and I got involved with called “Fifty Road” for the CineCoup.com challenge.  Duane Frey and Andrew Bussey who guest starred on our show founded the production company behind the project.  On the CineCoup Site you can actually watch a lot of cool videos, get involved and help someone win a budget and distribution deal!!  (umm… please help out team)

Here was a video of your hero “J the Stuntman” getting smashed in the head by a guitar for his art!

 

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CanucKast 99: Rule #1 of CatPit, you don’t talk about CatPit!

Posted by CanucKast | Posted in Episodes | Posted on 25-02-2013

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Today’s show brought to you by the Evil Teddy Bear Podcast!  Listen to that Shit!

The lads finally discuss some of the great questions in life… Why do they pod in the car?  What happens when J gets drunk?  How gross was it to have sex hundreds of years ago? What happens in the Cat Pit?

Hooker RainBoobs

*Special Note* This pod has been in the bank for a bit.  So here is the back-story.  The lads did a Roast for their partner gods on the Pod Gods Network – Listen to the A Little Punch Drunk – Official Roast!  Our piece where they make fun of us and we dish it back starts around 31 Minutes!

Tonight’s special C.U.I.M.M. guest star is Desmond the Song Writer, our pal over at PodOMatic..Sure he’s not Canadian but Jamaica is our sister country in the Commonwealth!  God Save the Queen! LOL

 

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